Be Alpha

May 25

Those niggas that buy punching bags and set them up in their backyard

after 1 year of having they still don’t know how to fucking punch and decide to sell it.

so you want to punch the doctor for inserting needles in your newborn baby

but she’s in newborn care. Idgi would you rather your baby die?

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(via biancaajoy)

Tribal tattoos are such a fucking turn on

b0rndeadx:

Said no one ever.

(via biancaajoy)

“omg guys wat do i do for our anniversary”

Sex.

If you’re saying no sex then I’d rather skip celebrating anniversaries. Yea yea yea you grew up with morals dgaf.

May 24

(via b0rndeadx)

Should I buy one guys

(Source: sofuckingstoned, via neck-thai)

Lip go on soon.

(Source: im-finna-sock-a-bitch, via im-finna-sock-a-bitch)

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How many times are you going to write your tumblr url on your picture posts of yourself

and continually get no notes. Who’s going to steal your photos.

May 23

chills, I hope he plays this in lv

(Source: electronic-life)

swag

swag everywhere